Episode 24: Cotton-Eyed Joe

Having finally escaped the Earth, Rob & Jim are dismayed to discover that even space has been corrupted by capitalism! Forced to make ends meet, they begin new careers as Space Truckers, hauling cargo improbable distances for garbage pay. Topics discussed while waiting to be murdered by cyborgs include whether or not you could seal a hull breach with your ass, a particularly nasty math problem involving characters’ relative ages, and whether or not Stephen Dorff is even in this movie (on account of having completely forgotten about him).

Next time: FABLES 3000!

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